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		<title>Golf Course and Holiday in Germany?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 09:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still remember when logging activity was reduce across the country. Logging producer closed their factory and turn to be golf course developer. Since that golf industry was increase dramatically, and youth and sport lover turn to play golf.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>I still remember when logging activity was reduce across the country. Logging producer closed their factory and turn to be golf course developer. Since that golf industry was increase dramatically, and youth and sport lover turn to play golf.<br />
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I love to play golf too but the fee is too expensive. I came across this <a href="http://www.golfakademie-gmbh.de/go_to.php?Golfreisen">Golfreisen </a>which combine with golf course and travelling opportunity. You can plan your holiday and at the same time enjoying playing the golf.</p>
<p>Like what i say earlier, playing golf is not so easy and expensive too. For beginner you may join <a title="golf course" href="http://www.golfkurs.com" target="_self">Golf</a> course. There is several stage of training and also offering weekly classes for you to learn about basic and advance of how to playing a golf.</p>
<p>The golf game is without a doubt a timeless and also noble sport. The <a title="golf in germany" href="http://www.golfkurs-platzreife.de" target="_self">Platzreife</a> was became popular and tourist destination in Europe. Until a few years ago it was popular, however, believe that the game of golf much, but it is now no always the case.</p>
<p>For them who fan of golf game don&#8217;t lost this opportunity, bring along your family and start your holiday in Germany.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lingerie is a term for fashionable and alluring women&#8217;s undergarments. It derives from the French word linge, &#8220;washables&#8221;.
Lingerie has became trend today, every teen are wearing lingerie whenever on vacation or beach party.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>Lingerie</strong> is a term for fashionable and alluring women&#8217;s <a title="Undergarment" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergarment">undergarments</a>. It derives from the French word <em>linge</em>, &#8220;washables&#8221;.</p>
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<p>Lingerie has became trend today, every teen are wearing lingerie whenever on vacation or beach party.</p>
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<p><span class="style2">With the popularity of Lingerie boutiques in shopping malls across America the stigma of buying and wearing lingerie is now a thing of the past. However for women who’ve never bought lingerie before or are still a little shy about visiting a store here’s our guide for styles you are likely to encounter. </span></p>
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<p><span class="style2">Baby Doll Set<br />
A baby doll set encompasses a large category of lingerie items. Basically it’s a two piece set, consisting of a robe or loose billowy top and matching bottom. The top is always loose fitting and comes in just below the bust line, like an empire bodice. The top is very loose fitting and short, ending at or just below your rear. Baby doll sets are available in wide variety of fabrics from silk and satin to sheer lace.</p>
<p>Chemise<br />
A chemise is a short flowing A-line gown that’s longer than a baby doll. The top usually has spaghetti or halter straps. The angular shape of a chemise looks good on almost every figure type. If you are concerned about your mid-section look for a style that has built in figure control. Sometimes a chemise comes with a matching bottom, but this varies from style to style. The fabric choices range from patterned and solid silks to very revealing lace, so there is something for everyone’s taste.</p>
<p>Camisole<br />
A camisole is female undershirt. It is loose fitting and has thin spaghetti straps that go over the shoulder. It’s usually paired with a matching bottom. Camisoles are now also available as outwear. While they are not usually worn as formal office attire, they can be worn for casual occasions.</p>
<p>Corset<br />
A corset is the opposite of a camisole. It’s a structured garment that has bones or ribs to force your body into certain proportions. The effects of a corset can be very dramatic, and can create a very enticing curvy shape. Some corsets are more difficult to wear than others, depending on how much shaping they are doing. If you’ve never worn one before choose something that’s not so difficult to get into. Corsets are also now being made as outwear. While not something you would wear to the office, they are perfect for a dinner party, club or night on the town.</p>
<p>Bridal Set<br />
A bridal set or merry widow as it’s sometimes known also covers a wide variety of items. Basically it’s a set that consists of a bra, corset or camisole top. It also has matching panties, and usually a garter belt and stockings. The styles range from silk or satin sets with full coverage to skimpy string sets with very minimal overage.</p>
<p>Boy Shorts<br />
If you’ve never heard of boy shorts think of sexy hot pants for your bedroom. They offer full coverage on the sides and some coverage on your rear. Conservative styles cover most if not all of your rear, the more daring styles give you partial coverage. Boy shorts are figure hugging or shaping, something those of us with less than perfect bodies will appreciate. They come in wide variety of fabric choices from comfortable cotton to see through lace.</p>
<p>Bikini<br />
Bikini bottoms offer full coverage on your rear, and have thin straps on the side. They are available in loose fitting of figure hugging styles in a wide variety of fabric choices. </span>Bikini ABS Make Over<br />
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<p>Thong<br />
A thong offers full to minimal coverage in the front, and has thin sides usually 1” to ½” in width that come to a t shape in the rear. The t-shape gives you practically no coverage on your rear. Thongs are now worn just as frequently outside of the bedroom as they are in it. If you are wearing tight, or figure hugging clothing a thong is your best solution to combat visible panty line. Cotton, lycra or micro-fiber fabrics are the most comfortable for extended wear thongs.</p>
<p>G-String<br />
While the back of a thong has very minimal coverage with a narrow strip a g-string offers you no coverage, with a simple single strand or string, usually 1/8” or less in width, not for the faint of heart.</p>
<p>Garter Belt<br />
A garter belt is made of piece of fabric that wraps around your hips and usually has four straps (one for the front and back of each leg). Sometimes the straps are attached to the lower edge of a corset or camisole top. These straps attach to the top of stockings, holding them up. The proper way to wear a garter belt is to attach the stockings first, then put on your panties. While this may look strange you’ll understand why the first time you need to visit the bathroom.</p>
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This article was written by Christine McClinden of <span class="navigation">h</span><span class="navigation">ttp://lingerie.6ln.com</span>which features women’s fashion items including lingerie, and shoes.<br />
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		<title>Widows and jackass</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before reading Do NOT jump to early conclusions! enjoy it&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack&#8217;s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=webring.wordpress.com&blog=2170900&post=32&subd=webring&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Before reading Do NOT jump to early conclusions! enjoy it&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack&#8217;s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.</p>
<p>&#8216;I realize it&#8217;s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I&#8217;m recently widowed,&#8217; she explained. &#8216;I&#8217;m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Don&#8217;t worry,&#8217; Jack said. &#8216;We&#8217;ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we&#8217;ll be gone at first light.&#8217; The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the<br />
night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.</p>
<p>But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.</p>
<p>He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, &#8216;Bob, do you<br />
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about! 9 months ago?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Yes, I do.&#8217; Said Bob.</p>
<p>&#8216;Did you, er, happen to getup in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Well, um, yes!,&#8217; Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, &#8216;I have to admit that I did.&#8217;<br />
&#8216;And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?&#8217;</p>
<p>Bob&#8217;s face turned beet red and he said,<br />
&#8216;Yeah, look, I&#8217;m sorry, buddy. I&#8217;m afraid I did.&#8217; &#8216;Why do you ask?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;She just died and <b>left me everything</b>.&#8217;</p>
<p>(Oh my God I am a rich man without doing anything, yahoooooo&#8230;&#8230;!)</p>
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Never try this. go out and get some outing activities

show up to your girlfriend? may be this is not a proper skill

watch you bone, could be broke
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<p>show up to your girlfriend? may be this is not a proper skill</p>
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<p>watch you bone, could be broke</p>
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		<title>Weird and out of date law in US</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[#1 In New Jersey it is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.
#2 In New Jersey Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
#3 In New Jersey Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
#4 In Florida Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=webring.wordpress.com&blog=2170900&post=19&subd=webring&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>#1 In New Jersey it is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.</p>
<p>#2 In New Jersey Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.</p>
<p>#3 In New Jersey Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.</p>
<p>#4 In Florida Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.</p>
<p>#5 In Florida It is illegal to sell your children.</p>
<p>#6 In Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.</p>
<p>#7 In Florida If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.</p>
<p>#8 In Florida Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.</p>
<p>#9 In Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.</p>
<p>#10 In Florida It is illegal to skateboard without a license.</p>
<p>#11 In Florida When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.</p>
<p>#12 In Florida Oral sex is illegal.</p>
<p>#13 In Florida You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.</p>
<p>#14 In Florida Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.</p>
<p>#15 In Alabama You may not drive barefooted.</p>
<p>#16 In Alabama Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.</p>
<p>#17 In Alabama Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.</p>
<p>#18 In Alabama You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.</p>
<p>#19 In Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.</p>
<p>#20 In Arizona It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.</p>
<p>#21 In Arizona When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.</p>
<p>#22 In Arizona It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.</p>
<p>#23 In Arizona You may not have more than two dildos in a house.</p>
<p>#24 In Arkansas Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs</p>
<p>#25 In California Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.</p>
<p>#26 In California Women may not drive in a house coat</p>
<p>#27 In California No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.</p>
<p>#28 In Colorado One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.</p>
<p>#29 In Colorado It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.</p>
<p>#30 In Georgia All sex toys are banned.</p>
<p>#31 In Georgia It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.</p>
<p>#32 In Georgia Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.</p>
<p>#33 In Hawaii Billboards are outlawed.</p>
<p>#34 In Hawaii Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.</p>
<p>#35 In Idaho You may not fish on a camel’s back.</p>
<p>#36 In Idaho Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.</p>
<p>#37 In Indiana Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.</p>
<p>#38 In Indiana Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.</p>
<p>#39 In Indiana It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.</p>
<p>#40 In Indiana It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.</p>
<p>#41 In Indiana One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.</p>
<p>#42 In Indiana Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.</p>
<p>#43 In Iowa A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.</p>
<p>#44 In Iowa One-armed piano players must perform for free.</p>
<p>#45 In Iowa Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.</p>
<p>#46 In Kansas Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.</p>
<p>#47 In Kansas No one may catch fish with his bare hands.</p>
<p>#48 In Kentucky It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.</p>
<p>#49 In Louisiana “Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.</p>
<p>#50 In Louisiana It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.</p>
<p>#51 In Louisiana It is illegal to gargle in public places.</p>
<p>#52 In Louisiana Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.</p>
<p>#53 In Maine Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.</p>
<p>#54 In Maine After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.</p>
<p>#55 In Michigan No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.</p>
<p>#56 In Michigan A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.</p>
<p>#57 In Michigan Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.</p>
<p>#58 In Minnesota It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.</p>
<p>#59 In Minnesota It is illegal to sleep naked.</p>
<p>#60 In Minnesota All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.</p>
<p>#61 In Mississippi If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.</p>
<p>#62 In Mississippi It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.</p>
<p>#63 In Mississippi A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.</p>
<p>#64 In Mississippi Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.</p>
<p>#65 In Missouri It is not illegal to speed.</p>
<p>#66 In Montana One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.</p>
<p>#67 In Montana It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.</p>
<p>#68 In Montana Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.</p>
<p>#69 In Nebraska Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.</p>
<p>#70 In Nebraska It is Illegal to go whale fishing. (Note, that whales do not inhabit Nebraska)</p>
<p>#71 In Nebraska It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.</p>
<p>#72 In Nevada It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.</p>
<p>#73 In New Hampshire You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.</p>
<p>#74 In New Hampshire It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.</p>
<p>#75 In New Hampshire You may not run machinery on Sundays.</p>
<p>#76 In New York Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.</p>
<p>#77 In New York It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.</p>
<p>#78 In New York A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.</p>
<p>#79 In New York One cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.</p>
<p>#80 In New York Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.</p>
<p>#81 In North Carolina Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.</p>
<p>#82 In North Carolina Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.</p>
<p>#83 In North Carolina Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.</p>
<p>#84 In North Carolina Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.</p>
<p>#85 In North Dakota It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.</p>
<p>#86 In North Dakota It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.</p>
<p>#87 In Ohio It is illegal to get a fish drunk.</p>
<p>#88 In Ohio It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.</p>
<p>#89 In Oregon Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.</p>
<p>#90 In Oregon It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.</p>
<p>#91 In Oregon It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.</p>
<p>#92 In Oregon Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.</p>
<p>#93 In Texas It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.</p>
<p>#94 In Texas Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.</p>
<p>#95 In Texas The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home.</p>
<p>#96 In Utah It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.</p>
<p>#97 In Utah Birds have the right of way on all highways.</p>
<p>#98 In Vermont It is illegal to deny the existence of God.</p>
<p>#99 In Virginia Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.</p>
<p>#100 In Virginia It is illegal to tickle women.</p>
<p>#101 It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.</p>
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		<title>Ancient Chinese wisdom!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck.</p>
<p>One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.</p>
<p>At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.  For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.</p>
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<p>Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.</p>
<p>But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.</p>
<p>After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.</p>
<p>“I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.”</p>
<p>The old woman smiled, “Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot’s side?</p>
<p>That’s because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.”</p>
<p>“For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.”</p>
<p>Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.”</p>
<p>Each of us has our own unique flaw…</p>
<p>But it’s the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.</p>
<p>You’ve just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.</p>
<p>To all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers,<br />
on your side of the path.</p>
<p>&#8212;share it by referring this blog to a freinds&#8212;</p>
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		<title>Sad story of 3 stooges</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building .
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, &#8220;Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I&#8217;m going to jump off this building.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building .<br />
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, &#8220;Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I&#8217;m going to jump off this building.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, &#8220;Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I&#8217;m going to jump off, too.&#8221;</p>
<p>The blond e opened his lunch and said, &#8221; Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I&#8217;m jumping too.&#8221;</p>
<p>The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.<br />
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.<br />
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.</p>
<p>At the funeral, the Irishman&#8217;s wife was weeping.She said, &#8220;If I&#8217;d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!&#8221;</p>
<p>The Mexican&#8217;s wife also wept and said, &#8220;I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn&#8217;t realize he hated burritos so much.&#8221;</p>
<p>Everyone turned and stared at the blonde&#8217;s wife. The blonde&#8217;s wife said,<br />
&#8220;Don&#8217;t look at me. He makes his own lunch &#8220;<font face="Geneva "><font size="2"><font color="#000000"><br />
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		<title>&#8220;Be strong honey&#8230;I love you&#8230;!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He  breaks into a</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up and goes</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">into the bathroom.</span></p>
<p>While he&#8217;s in there, the husband tells his wife, &#8220;Listen, this guy&#8217;s an <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">jail and hasn&#8217;t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">wants sex, don&#8217;t resist. Don&#8217;t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">dangerous. If he gets angry, he&#8217;ll kill us. Be  strong. Honey, I love you.&#8221;</span></p>
<p>To which the wife responds, &#8220;He wasn&#8217;t kissing my neck. He was whispering <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute and asked if we</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.  Be strong honey, I</span> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';">love you too!!&#8221;</span></div>
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		<title>Man really meant LOVE</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle&#8230;
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=webring.wordpress.com&blog=2170900&post=14&subd=webring&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle&#8230;<br />
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.<br />
Guy: No this is fun.<br />
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!<br />
Guy: Then tell me you love me.<br />
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!<br />
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.<br />
Girl hugs him<br />
Guy: Can you take my helmet off &amp; put it on yourself? Its bugging me.</p>
<p>In the paper the next day <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.</p>
<p>Two people were on it, but only one had survived The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didnt want to let the girl know.</p>
<p>Instead, he had her say she loved him &amp; felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.</p>
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		<title>life only once</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[love and life are onc eonly,  make it worth
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>love and life are onc eonly, <a href="http://webring.wordpress.com/2007/12/11/life-only-once/12/" rel="attachment wp-att-12" title="namste.gif"><img src="http://webring.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/namste.gif" alt="namste.gif" /></a> make it worth</p>
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